Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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