I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I love you.
Bad choice
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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