Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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