Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
