we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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