Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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