when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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