i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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