This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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