How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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