But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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