its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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