Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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