Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it's great music for shaving your balls
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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