I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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