Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i barfeds in our rink
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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