operation harelip BJ is a go
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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