Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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