I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
no, he came in my armpit
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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