what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
