gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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