party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
COCAINE IS GR8
A+ Viking dick
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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