I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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