You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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