I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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