in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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