Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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