yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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