I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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