you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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