Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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