i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My ATM looks so different sober.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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