how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You left your phone here
Wait...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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