Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
God, I missed his penis.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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