I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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