3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We had to coat check the pizza.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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