I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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