Do vagina's smell?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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