so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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