Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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