haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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