so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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