Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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