Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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