I'm gonna have a badass scar
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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