Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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