have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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