What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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