They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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