It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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