2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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