why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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