Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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