I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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