operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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